No, I wasn’t in Starbucks and
that’s not a Starbucks coffee. The photos were taken inside my school, and that
cup is a brand that is way cheaper compared to Starbucks. I purposefully posed
in that manner and made a douche out of myself just for this blog entry, but I
will never be one of them—ever. Those social climbers who are brandishing their
“sophistication” in social networks like Facebook. Sure, it’s okay if you got
two, three, or maybe four photos inside Starbucks, but if you got a whole damn
album and you’re not just sitting and smiling but MODELING the frigging coffee
for humanity’s sake!—then that makes you a stinking MORON. What are you, Starbucks
endorser? Did the company pay you to do such a thing? If they did, they just
flushed their money down the toilet because I will never buy it.
But if the coffee looks cuter
than your face… then make the cup your account’s profile picture by all means.
You agree with me? My middle finger is for you.
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